Soft Spoken Barbarian Seeking Biggest Stick Possible

So I lub teh game, play a lot, and never spend any money. This has resulted in an ever growing pile of plats that I'm just dying to unload!

All of my gear is 100% personaly looted by me, and everything I don't use is either randomly given away or sold to my bartender. It's just a matter of personal play style... I'd rather go out and smash trolls in teh face than RP a shopkeeper. If I want to play as a vendor, well thats what UO is for... hi Nyggle!! Buy my crap!!

There is however one item that I'm sure would greatly enhance my DDO experience... a massive and massively overpowered two handed maul/greatclub/piledriver. Swords and axes are cool I guess, but they smack of civilization to me. Nothing sez, "Hi! I'm a barbarian!" like crushing someone's skull with a blunt weapon thats bigger than they are.

I need to buy teh largest most dangerous maul/greatclub/piledriver that I can afford. Right now I have around 40k plat to spend and that figure is growing daily. I can also extort more cash from some pals... hi Nyggle... gimme yer delicious monies... if I need to. I am also prepared to help defray any costs incurred by carting endless numbers of your noob alt toons through crappy harbor quests for favor, and I will also of course assist with real adventures, with all my loot going directly to teh seller of my new wep.

PM, post, Tell, or holler @ me in game if you think we can do biddnes!!!

ill keep a lookout for one when i go farming rare encounters at vale.

Not looking anymore! Well, it may not be teh biggest stick possible but I gots pretty well teh biggest one I can tote around @ lvl13!

so what did you get? been holding on to a true chaos maul/hammerthing of vertigo + 5.

If I can weild it (im good) then i'm totaly interested.. holler!

depends. are you chaotic good or have umd of 20?

I don't qualify for that wep at all! but thx though!